remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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