weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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