Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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(720): View more from Colorado

have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(850): View more from Florida

I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

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(620): View more from Kansas

Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.

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(419): View more from Ohio

So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!

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(647): View more from Ontario

I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.

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(434): View more from Virginia

The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are

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