Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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