i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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