Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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