Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
this hospital has no fireball
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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