I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
