I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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