do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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