I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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