So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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