I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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