So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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