If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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