How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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