running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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