So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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