You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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