Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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