On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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