Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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