His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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