Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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