I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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