I'm jealous of your bromance
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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