Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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