Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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