I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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