Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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