so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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