Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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