In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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