lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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