But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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