Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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