she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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