Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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