i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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