He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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