my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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