who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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