i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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