I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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