Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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