Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
