my mouth tastes like poor choices
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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