i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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