the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Sober January is a disaster.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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