Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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