on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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