I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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