I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this will be a night to untag.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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