Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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