I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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